A Cheese Intervention

I saw this comic strip in the newspaper last week, and I had to laugh:

("Pickles" by Brian Crane)

It may have been nervous laughter - or perhaps the laugh of recognition. Because, well...... here is the list of cheeses I found when I looked into OUR refrigerator:
Tillamook Medium Cheddar Block
Tillamook Sharp Cheddar Block
Tillamook Monterey Jack Block

Lucerne Shredded Part Skim Mozzarella
Lucerne Shredded 2% Milk Cheddar
Lucerne Shredded 2% Milk Mexican
Lucerne Shredded 2% Milk Sharp Cheddar

Sargento Sliced Medium cheddar
Sargento Shredded 2% Sharp Cheddar
Sargento Sliced Pepper Jack
Sargento Shredded Mozzarella

Weight Watchers Original Swiss Wedges
Weight Watchers Cheddar Snacks
Weight Watchers String Cheese
Weight Watchers Mexican Shredded

Stella Fresh Shredded Parmesan & Romano
Montchevre Fresh Goat Cheese Log
Montchevre Crumbled Goat Cheese
Precious Lowfat Ricotta Cheese
Knudsen 2% Cottage Cheese
Laughing Cow Wedges Creamy Swiss Light
Mini Babybel Light
Philadelphia 1/3 Less Fat Cream Cheese
Philadelphia Chive & Onion Cream Cheese Tub
Philadelphia Spinach & Artichoke Cream Cheese Tub
Kraft 2% Sliced Cheddar

In my own defense, many of them ARE low fat. But, um, I am a bit embarrassed about the sheer number of them. Is it even LEGAL for one family (of two!) to have so much cheese? Geez, Louise! I guess we love cheese. I do probably have some every day, even if it's just a small serving.
Yes, I think we may be in need of a cheese intervention at this house.
On second thought, don't even THINK about trying to get us to stop.
We have way too much cheese on hand to even consider it.