"I'm Rather Useful, For A Pig"

"I can do a lot of things.
 Like, I can hold your letters.

And I can hold a pencil, too!
But I can also hold your money for you, if you need me to.

Plus, I'm pretty cute to have around.
Dontcha think?
How many other pigs do YOU know who can do all of that?
Yes, Ma'am, I'm really rather useful...
for a pig."

(Purchased from my Blog Friend Beth, over at Dime Store Chic, on Etsy.)